yardsale

yardsale
1. (yardsale) (6759↑, 2361↓)
to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

that two-planker is having a yardsale down there

2. (Yardsale) (80↑, 43↓)
While playing the sport lacrosse, the act of having your stick hit out of your hands, which triggers every player on the field's yelling out "Yardsale\!". It is called this because it is lying on the grass as if you were trying to sell it on your lawn.

Lacrosse Player 1: "Nick just had his stick hit out of his hands\!" Lacrosse Players 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8: "Yardsale\!"

3. (Yardsale) (12↑, 10↓)
In contact sports when a player is hit, checked or tackled by an opponent so hard the equipment from the player being hit fall off the player and spread all over the playing surface. Make the playing surface look like the front yard at a Garage or yard sale covered in used sporting equipment. The opposition will then yell "Yardsale" to complete the act.

"Did you see me yardsale that guy last quarter. His helmet landed 10 yards away."

4. (Yardsale) (90↑, 97↓)
When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.

Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night? Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered. Dude: Damn, shitty.

5. (yardsale) (6↑, 17↓)
to be a complete and utter drunk naked pig; forget shit and fuck random chicks that you probably shouldn't fuck. To lose shit or misplace things. To kiss another guy to convince him your gay so you can beat him up. To jerk off with 3 dudes in your room.

Hey dude you were a fuckin yardsale last night I cant believe you took off all your clothes and jerked off in front of everybody.

6. (Yardsale) (5↑, 16↓)
1. an easily manipulated and credulous individual ; a term used to describe someone who is frequently used and discarded (used goods). 2. a universal term used in place of popular curse words to describe people of interest.

1. Don't go for her dude, shes a yard sale. 2. Your a yardsale. Timmys a yardsale. Sarahs a yardsale.

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7. (yardsale) (2↑, 14↓)
when you go to a club and spend a rediculous amount of money on drinks to get you and your friends wasted, and then something fucked up happens after that. A typical yardsale is a blackout tequila night with the boys.

Dude how much money did you spend last night and wtf happened? Bro, visa's maxed and i lost my phone and wallet, no idea how i got home but woke up win a fire extinguisher. was definately a yardsaled night?

Author: doubledownsplit http://yardsale.urbanup.com/5457159
8. (yardsale) (9↑, 40↓)
To lose all of your belongings (i.e. wallet or purse) either by dropping everything on the ground or having it stolen.

Amir: "Brian, what happened to your wallet" Brian: "I'm drunk, I have no idea" Amir: "Dudebro, you just got yardsaled\!"

9. (yardsale) (8↑, 45↓)
(verb) to yardsale 1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply 2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response

1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it. 2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.

10. (Yardsale) (10↑, 55↓)
1.For some-one to fall or trip and hit the ground making a thumping sound with some yelling "YARDSALE\!" in the background. 2.For something to smash or break and some-one has to yell "YARDSALE\!". 3.When Skiers or snowboarders eat shit.

1. "Man that reatrd fell out of his chair and had a big yard sale." 2."My friend smashed a coffe pot at tim hortons just so i could yell YARDSALE" 3.Avalanche + Snowboarder=YARDSALE\!

11. (yardsale) (5↑, 58↓)
same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place

when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.

12. (yardsale) (13↑, 69↓)
verb. the act of pushing the cum just delivered by a man out of your vagina after sex while taking a dump at the same time.

my hot slide turned out to be a yardsale

Author: seditious jason http://yardsale.urbanup.com/4216762
13. (Yardsale) (8↑, 122↓)
n. One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time causing them to puke while out on a smoke break. n. A mess of a person who excessively pukes and pisses on his friends and roommates property. v. To throw up on the lawn after a night of drinking.

"Who that dude totally yardsaled all over\!" "Holy Shit\! Yardsale pissed all over himself, pulled me off my bed and then pissed on my mattress\!"

Related: yard sale, yard, sale, skiing, noob, snowboarding, yard-sale, gaper, garage, garage sale, lost, party, stolen
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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